{"product_id":"mother-ducker-crew-socks","title":"Mother Ducker Crew Socks","description":"\nWarning: These socks contain fowl language. If you’ve ever wanted to strut around with a duck that gives zero quacks, congratulations, your oddly specific wish has been granted. Happy Impulse helped us hatch these, and they’re ready to waddle into your sock drawer and cause a little chaos. Slip them on and strut like you own the pond. \n\nDesigned by the queer-owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse.\n\n------\n\nSock Specs:\n\n * Combed Cotton\/Nylon\/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch \n * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. \n * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail \n * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams \n * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area\n\n * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves ","brand":"FootClothes LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44863849300015,"sku":"3603","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/2204\/9327\/files\/cd56e62c20c99e08a35505446c9cd83ae667aa9547b61dffa4301b1d574ba8e9.jpg?v=1768333237","url":"https:\/\/xaltered.com\/products\/mother-ducker-crew-socks","provider":"xAltered","version":"1.0","type":"link"}